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Glass shower

Similar to a golden shower, but you're not getting pissed on. It's when you drink/swallow squirt from your partner as a way to satisfy yourself, them, or both of you.
Bro 1- "Well look at her, damn she's pretty."

Bro 2- "Be careful with her, she'll leave your face wet, man."
Bro 1- "Like, glass shower territory?"
Bro 2- "Drowning.."
Bro 1- "Fu-uck, man."
by Markosia July 1, 2023
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shower corndog

Ima gunna make me a shower corndog for my post run shower
by Floatingkoala July 3, 2023
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Golden shower

A shower head made out of gold. Probably used by rich people.
oh shoot i cant believe i finally received my golden shower today cant wait to try it out
by Applepippin July 7, 2023
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Shower

A form of bathing.

Why someone might take a shower:

1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck

Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair
Man, my hair is greasy, so I need to take a shower.
by Failurebitch July 11, 2023
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Shower Shitter

One who has seen the light, and follows the true path of shower shitting
John (sinner) (Unenlightened): who shat in the shower

Ben (enlightened) (shower shitter): rather to shit in the shower than shower in the shit
by roboprinceofauchtertool July 12, 2023
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Shower

Similar feeling to sex, but it’s when a women takes off her clothes, rubs her wet pussy until it gets soaking wet and warm while thinking of sexual thoughts. Then she gets a rush of sexual pleasure and starts moaning out of pleasure and cums and creams and ejaculates all over herself while she fingers her dripping wet pussy.

It’s when a women masturbates her pussy and moans out of pleasure while she ejaculates all over her own body.
Did you hear about Alexa last night?
Yes, she shower and moaned out of pleasure while she jizzed all over herself when she was rubbing her pussy.
Yup! The neighbors heard her moaning really loud
by Gordon is here hahahahha July 19, 2023
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Drunken showers

Somewhat like golden showers, but unintentional; the act of being urinated on while in bed with a passed-out drunk.
I hate drunken showers!
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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