food photographer

A person(s) who takes a photo of their entrée at dinner at a restaurant before they eat it and posts it to social media. Generally the person makes everyone else wait until they take their photo to eat.

Jill: Beth can we eat yet, we are hungry?
Beth: wait, I gotta get a photo of my steak dinner for my insta.
Jill: you're such an annoying food photographer, no one cares!

by Tomyatyat August 24, 2016

Food Pillage

When one is stoned and at their friend's house, and they then proceed to raid the cabinets and fridge.

"I was at Skyler's house, we blazed for hours! I then took it upon myself to Food Pillage"

by XGabe72 September 20, 2015

Drone Food

When an Ariel drone catches camera footage of a person in the act of Lewd, embarrassing , or criminal acts out on the streets .a.k.a in public.

“I spotted some DRONE FOOD out in the park this evening.”

by Roxanne .P June 10, 2024

Food

Drugs. Any type sold on the street, from weed to heroine.

E.g. I can't sell any dark, blud. There's no food out there at the moment.

by ZestBeast September 26, 2019

Food happy

After you eat a meal, you get really happy and hyper

I ate just dinner and now I'm food happy.

by Evanchiladas June 18, 2018

Hormel Foods

Simply put, the great Keeper of the SPAM.

Hey, did you hear that Hormel Foods is releasing a new Spam flavour?
eeeeeeeeeeehhhhh.....

by StringedGuitar17 July 14, 2022

Mexican Food Shit

A big shit

1. After a long while of being a worldwide taste tester and eating Mexican Food, you decide to use the bathroom. You were never seen again.

2. A loaf of shit in a class of its own

"Damn I had to take one big ol Mexican Food shit!"
"God rest your soul."

by hana2H January 26, 2024