Golden Five

To do a Golden Five you should do the following, preferably at the same time:

1. Ejaculate
2. Pee
3. Poop
4. Vomit
5. Bleed

- We went on a surprise visit to Big T but he wasn't home so we did a Golden Five in his bed instead, it was awesome!

by Leukemias September 28, 2010

Throwing fives

When someone is throwing a bitch fit, or when they are acting extra when not necessary

Why you bugging she ain’t even your girl? Stop throwing fives

by Fuckkkkkkoffbih November 24, 2017

Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.

That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.

by crispernaki June 05, 2020

Alabama high five

When you and your buddy DP a girl and your ball sacks slap each others giving him a high five.

Last night was funny as hell when Keaton and Ronnie did the Alabama high five to that little dirty butt April

by iloveslutsbishop December 10, 2023

Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Backwords High-Five

Founded in San Diego and spreading to Seattle, this move is perfect for the handling of dirt balls who got some dirty balls.

I saw kyle with his hand down his pants, so I gave him the Backwords High-Five...if you know what I'm saying.

by Benihanas April 02, 2007

bite the five

Talking shit (smack)

Maddie bite the five on cool ass Arianna all time!

by icecold pimpdaddy AJ June 26, 2017