Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.

That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.

by crispernaki June 05, 2020

Alabama high five

When you and your buddy DP a girl and your ball sacks slap each others giving him a high five.

Last night was funny as hell when Keaton and Ronnie did the Alabama high five to that little dirty butt April

by iloveslutsbishop December 10, 2023

Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Johnny-five

To separate, take apart or dismantle something into its different parts.

I'm bout' to Johnny-five this motherF**ker.

by July 08, 2024

thee thee five

thee thee five is used when confused or loss of words.

excuse me… i don’t know… thee thee five

by 335.com July 20, 2022

Palmella Handerson and her five sisters

This refers to the palm of the hand and the five fingers,and is a term used for masterbating

I bet you had fun in the bathroom with Palmella Handerson and her five sisters

by Weirdo#666 March 09, 2023

Five-for-Five

In a business transaction where both buyer and seller rate each other, both parties agree to give the other “5 stars.” This presumes that 5 stars is the highest rating.

As I stepped out of my Uber, I shouted, “Five-for-Five bro?” We then both gave each other a 5-star rating.

by Cool anthem December 14, 2018