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red face

1. Person who is extremely embarassed.

2. Person who eats meat in a gratitious manner with the only purpose of angering and upsetting vegetarians.
1. The man is incontinent, of course he's a red face.

2. They had to cancel the PETA rally because a whole load of red faces pulled up and ate about 500 lbs of raw meat right in front of us.
by Kevin Frost April 10, 2004
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kitty face

An involuntary clenching of the jaw, grinding of the teeth and slight pout of the lips that commonly occurs whilst stroking a cat.

Other side effects may include a high pitched baby voice and an overwhelming urge to squeeze the cat in question.

A 'kitty face' may also appear in other situations including; seeing a new born baby or washing a partner's hair.
Man: (to cat) Oh hello little puss puss, how lovely you look today. You have such nice fur, ooh I could just stroke you all day.

Woman: Darling leave that poor cat alone, you've got such a kitty face on.
by percypig August 17, 2009
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Pirate face

The art of cumming in the face of a female, and getting her in the eye. She then closes it and yells "arrgh". If you get her especially well, she may need an eye-patch.
Bill Clinton: "I did not have pirate face relations with that woman." -Reuters
by Gregness November 12, 2007
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saf face

An emoticon expressed as:

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(Credits: Ed) :D
afdoublez (10:01:23 PM): saf face
afdoublez (10:01:25 PM): sad
LiLPoKeZo0g (10:01:36 PM): hahaha
LiLPoKeZo0g (10:01:41 PM): what does
LiLPoKeZo0g (10:01:44 PM): saf face look like
afdoublez (10:01:51 PM): like this
afdoublez (10:01:53 PM): :H
by mangocake_lol December 25, 2008
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Fuck Face

Insult: to state that someone looks like a real fucker; i.e., as in a chode or asshole.
by Gil April 11, 2003
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face painting

when you are fucking a girl you blow your load on her in a pile so you can dip your mushroom tip in it and use it like a paintbrush to paint the bitch's face, its like a 2nd degree facial.
i gave your mom a good face painting last nite.
by the December 16, 2004
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your face

The sweetest comeback ever. If someone asks a question simply answer it with "your face" or "your mom's face". If you hear someone say "your mom" then go up to them and say "your face" then "I don't wanna hear it I win!" and slug them. Just like slug bug.
1)
Guy 1- Your mom goes to college
Guy 2- Your face goes to college, IdontwannahearitIwin! OOOOhhh score all your w00t are belong to me!
2)
Mom- You have to clean your room!
You- Your face has to clean my room! Oh you just got pwn3d
3)
Lucas- you should add banana phone and cool graphics to your site.
Me- yeah, your face should add banana phone and kewl graphics! OOOHHH w00t!!!!1111 I just totally pwn3d you!
by Max Maddox October 2, 2005
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