girl scout cookie selectivity 

The quality of still being able to manage oneself with something one wishes to indulge in while this one thing is not readily available year round. One does not buy all the girl scout cookies one can. Instead one remains prudent and only buys what one will enjoy and in a timely manner. This can also simply be called self-discipline, but these cookies are a real test.

Despite having the desire to buy many different types and boxes so that she could ravenously devour them to the point of shame. Brenda employed her girl scout cookie selectivity and bought one box of four different types so that she may enjoy two cookies per day for a few months.

girl scout cookie selectivity by von groovy July 31, 2024

Do you want a cookie? 

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.

Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?

Do you want a cookie? by Thou Art That November 22, 2024

double chunk chocolate cookie 

The new Costco cookie.

We’re Costco guys, of course we have to try the new double chunk chocolate cookie!

double chunk chocolate cookie by CostoLover16 December 7, 2024

Half a Cookie

When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.

Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”

Half a Cookie by Cookie-monster December 11, 2024

I know that cookie good

A figure of speech for saying that p or pussy is magnificent and enjoying

When bruzz is hanging out with chopped huzz:
Knox: how was that girl last night
Lincoln: she chopped asf
Knox: I know that cookie good tho

Lincoln: hell yea the cookie was magnificent

I know that cookie good by Lincwalkemdownandcuttheydickof December 16, 2024

oatmeal raisin cookie 

it was a prank made for king henry VIII

oatmeal raisin cookies are ass

oatmeal raisin cookie by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 31, 2024

sub for a cookie 

Years back, this was primarily MrBeast's catchphrase. This helped him gain subscribers because it was something cool and new. In recent years though, it has been the go-to subscribe phrase for generic YouTubers with no personality, and spam channels that have no originality (all they know is stealing). The spam channels in particular probably took a YouTuber growth course as they're only in it for money. MrBeast was probably their only inspiration to do YouTube anyway.

This spam channel says "sub for a cookie", and all the memes he shows I have seen years ago.

sub for a cookie by Deadboydoor517 January 9, 2025