A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011
Get the Punching my clown mug.Being attracted to something atypical, especially of an ugly, extremely unattractive or particularly odd variety.
by Wes Handy Son September 28, 2022
Get the Goth Clown mug.Adnoun. A being bearing the title Jaden Smith who enjoys wealth and notoriety gained through no contribution of his own whatsoever. He will be the defining reason that Millenials will soon be broken down into separate subgroups so that people born in the late 80s/early 90s dont have to bear the shame of being generationally associated with something so worthless...and loud.
"+We ran out of clay pigeons to shoot, does that mean its time to head home?
-We dont have to! I found a whole shipping container full of Jaden smith albums slated for incineration and thought we could recycle them by shooting them with shotguns and in turn make the world a better place
+Great idea! That kid is a Talentless Ass Clown for sure, if my wife gave birth to him id sterilize both of us.
-We dont have to! I found a whole shipping container full of Jaden smith albums slated for incineration and thought we could recycle them by shooting them with shotguns and in turn make the world a better place
+Great idea! That kid is a Talentless Ass Clown for sure, if my wife gave birth to him id sterilize both of us.
by Normalcy unhinged July 14, 2019
Get the Talentless Ass Clown mug.A "mental illness" in which the afflicted avidly and blindly loves the "evil clown" character depicted in horror movies, haunted attractions, video games, and Halloween, even encouraging others to love it too, despite the negative impact on the world the "evil clown" character has. The afflicted will express defiance when asked to change their ways, believing nothing is wrong with them. The term comes from a term The Joker uses in Batman: Arkham Knight.
Mad Clown Disease reached one of its highest points when Stephen King's "It" hit the big screen in the 20'teens, when everybody started to go wild over Pennywise the Dancing Clown, despite the negative impact he has on the world. The syndrome spread like cancer and still does today.
by Info2go August 28, 2025
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Get the clown mug.a person who thinks there funny but there not asks for you to but something for them at the cafeteria
and people who steal your meet up spot and no unfunny clowns aloud at the cool kids corner
and people who steal your meet up spot and no unfunny clowns aloud at the cool kids corner
by olboyo July 30, 2025
Get the unfunny clowns mug.Acting like a "funny" character online but failing so hard to do so that people are wondering if you are being serious and in the process really retarded or plain stupid or really succesfull in doing so.
Clowning is wondering if someone is being stupid or playing a character:
I am wondering if Anunki is Clowing, i'm really not sure. His posts are so weird, nobody knows what he is on.
I am wondering if Anunki is Clowing, i'm really not sure. His posts are so weird, nobody knows what he is on.
by ClutchChuck December 26, 2024
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