Oscar: Hey Lex, I just wanted to shake the can about Saturday night. Is it okay to bring some more folks to the ping pong birthday party?”
Lex: Absolutely not.
Lex: Absolutely not.
by Cherrybomb666 February 13, 2020
Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.
"I cannot pay you online."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
by jillmcpail June 08, 2022
Bro 1: Yo, don't you hate when you're can-unting, but it stops mid circulation?
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, I really hate when I am trying to be big-headed, but then become, large-breasted
Flat Girl: I wish I could can-unt to my chest on demand.
Large-breasted Woman: I wish I could can-unt from my chest down to my phallus.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, I really hate when I am trying to be big-headed, but then become, large-breasted
Flat Girl: I wish I could can-unt to my chest on demand.
Large-breasted Woman: I wish I could can-unt from my chest down to my phallus.
by Jorbo67\ February 16, 2025
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about Ashley?”
Person 2: “Don’t mess with her man she’s on of those Canned Beavers.”
Person 2: “Don’t mess with her man she’s on of those Canned Beavers.”
by randomfemale01 April 27, 2021
Grabbing a wet can means to be getting nowhere with what you're doing. It is putting effort into something meaningless, that has no purpose behind it, and no positive outcome.
"What are you doing?"
"Texting my toxic ex to get back together"
"Dude, stop. You're just grabbing a wet can."
"Texting my toxic ex to get back together"
"Dude, stop. You're just grabbing a wet can."
by Astro333 May 18, 2023
by Ur boi YEET December 19, 2021
An individual who only dates someone because they write graffiti. Often times will hop writer to writer with no intention of pursuing a complex relationship, but instead just hanging out with them to seem more more cool.
They may catch cutty presto tags but don't actually write, or have a genuine love for graffiti.
Like the skateboarding term "ramp tramp," but just in the graffiti world.
They may catch cutty presto tags but don't actually write, or have a genuine love for graffiti.
Like the skateboarding term "ramp tramp," but just in the graffiti world.
1. "Nah shorty didn't like me for the real me, they were just a can fan."
2. "Stay away from her, she's just a can fan."
2. "Stay away from her, she's just a can fan."
by notacanfan123 April 23, 2025