tard cake

retarded pie; refer to the definition of "lidge" :)

dood! ur such a lidgetastic tard cake!

by tardtastic December 25, 2007

fish cakes

1. disgusting balls of fish paste fried or baked, especially when the brand of fish paste is one of those really cheap ones that rip everyone off. WARNING they taste like SHIT . xP

2. the expression of the face or the feelings of sickness acquired after eating such disgusting *insert profane word here*

stick : dude what are those gross brown wrinkly things on the table ?

man : ahahaha those are my mommy's fish cakes :D

by uchiha.sasuke.applebutt October 27, 2008

monkey cake

used to decribe someone who has sexual intercourse with monkeys. someone who picks a monkeys arse.

oh my god! i just love monkey cake. you should try it. hmmmm its good.

by ya mum's mum November 22, 2007

Paddy Cake

When an Irish person inserts eggs flour sugar and cake mix into a girls vag then mixing only using ones penis. Then after wisking the male places his "special milk" in the girls vaginas be forming eating the girlout

I tried making paddy cakes with my gf last night

by Just-Pads July 4, 2016

take the cake

One who "takes the cake" is the drunkest person(s) within the group.

Who's going to take the cake tonight?

Bobby. Bobby likes to party. He's taking the cake for sure

by JaWu July 5, 2007

Cake Day

An alternative way to say "birthday". Popular on Reddit.

Hooray! Happy Cake Day to me!

by icedoverfire June 23, 2012

baking a cake

when you sweet talk a girl so bad you might as well bake her a cake

Bill: hey whats up with Andre he hasn't texted me back
Fred : yeah i heard he is trying to get pics from Sarah so he's baking a cake

by sexysexualsex November 29, 2011