numby bummy

when your sitting at school/work wearing tights and they itch like mad, then when you think no ones looking you scratch yourself and everyones like wtf

half way through my maths exam i had a numby bummy, i went to scratch myself and john saw :O

by icsyoucan November 22, 2009

Right Bumper

A word used to define a 'sneaky' or 'clever' trick or physical attribute some one can do. From the the Xbox 360 controller's right bumper making your character do some amazing trick in a video game.

Man: Dude I just kicked this drunk Chuck Norris style!
Man2: Cool, that IS totally right bumper man!

by Philyo1 January 31, 2010

Wienie Bumpers

two gay lovers

look at those two guys over there. They are such wienie bumpers

by homolover123 February 23, 2010

speed bump

The slight chubby/semi boner one can get when getting a private lap dance from a stripper.

Stripper: "Ooooh you got a little speed bump there... you mind moving that?"

Dude "......"

by bb101214 July 23, 2010

hummer bumper

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.

Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper

by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010

dump bump

(n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.

Serve me up a dump bump, please I'm trying to start this day off right.

by cjezioro September 22, 2010

Dumper bumper

To act, or be a queerosexual and or act like the gay, fudge packer Tom Cruise.

In prison don't drop your soap because you could get sexually assaulted by a dumper bumper.

by Michael Boner November 14, 2010