Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.

I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.

by greenlan July 29, 2018

The Two Beats

The Two Beats is an amazing Beatles cover channel on YouTube! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TWO BEATS TODAY!! 😎😎😎

Oh my goodness did you see The Two Beats new Beatles cover?!! It's amazing!!

by Mateyman123 December 30, 2023

fire beats

a term coined by joy that expresses agreement, or that you have listened to what the other person has said

person 1"i have aids"
person 2 "fire beats"

by googalooogabo March 30, 2024

Sprinkler beat

A beat that sounds like a sprinkler or a sprinkler system.

B-Rad- Hey yo, gimme that sprinkler beat, I'm always spittin fire, I wanna spit some water today.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Beat It

1. Michael Jackson's signature song, especially after Weird Al made a parody of it

2. A polite way of telling someone to fuck off

Person 1: Your shirt is fugly.

Person 2: Well, so is your personality. No wonder you're still single. Now beat it!

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 6, 2021

beat box

A personal computer, often many years old, whose sole function is watching porn.

Damn that thing's ancient, it still work?

It'll surf the web, that's all I need it for. It's my beat box.

by dashman23 March 15, 2024

beats the drums

An expression that shows one thinks something is good or bongoes. The thing that is bongoes performs the phrase. When used in the past tense, it can either be "beats the drums" or "beat the drums" interchangeably.

"That game last night was really good, it really beats the drums."

by Bongoeman February 26, 2025