Free Eats

When an opponent in a fight is so weak, that anyone can hit them mercilessly

Friend: Bro, it's free eats with Tony. He's an easy lick

by Big Brown Rice December 18, 2023

Free-range dating

Meeting partners irl instead of on dating apps.

Friend: you pull on tinder?
Me: naw, I only do free-range dating. I go outside.

by t_doffing December 24, 2023

Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.

Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.

by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023

Oops Nay Nay Free Nay

When you have a lot of thoughts running through your brain and you can’t get the words out to form a sentence.

“Oops Nay Nay Free Nay” I can remember what I was about to say!

by Tyler The Baller December 27, 2023

the free bird

shortly before orgasm, open the window, and ejaculate out of the window

i fucked this hot chick, but didnt want to get her pregnant, and since we had no condom i just did the free bird

by ligam 1212 December 29, 2023

Free Alpha

Sharing unsolicited data, information or intelligence with other men that can benefit them and help them succeed without wanting or expecting anything in return. Offering insight or leaving a bread crumb trail that is beneficial to other men that may be struggling with or seeking a solution for a problem. Loving your fellow brothers like your self and giving them dope ass actionable information.

Also collecting duck butter that is saturated with pheromones' and testosterone with your thumbnail from under your ball sack and offering it to your bro to smell after you sniff it first. The offer is usually silent and the thumb is put right infront of your bro's nose so they can get a whiff of it.

Like all free alpha, there is not need for thanking or gratitude.. the pleasure free alpha is in the act of giving, not the gratitude from the other party. Because you are your brothers keeper. Not to say that gratitude is not of extreme importance. It is the Joy and gratitude of the alpha for being who he is which compels him to share and give free alpha to others.

There are no strings attached to free alpha. It is an act of giving useful info to your fellow man. Also pheromones' trigger signals within the body, there fore pheromones' are a type of data or signal carrier that changes and affects behavior. This is why you shouldn't wear deodorant.. all the free alpha makes pussies wet and puts fear into the heart of other men that do not know you or are not a familiar.

Bro... i just gave you so much free alpha.. stop being a beta cuck and take action.

if you don't stop being a lazy bastard and keep asking me for free alpha without putting any work in, im going to fuck your wife because you are acting like a beta.

dude.. wtf are you doing with you hand down your pants.. oh here have some free alpha.. it will put hair on your chest.

by dadbofor December 29, 2023

Rommelian Free Time

Free time but you can't do anything fun.
The name is derived from the Nazi general, Erwin Rommel

Teacher: You can have free time, but no computer games and you can only do I-ready

Student: Why did she give us Rommelian Free TIme?

Student 2: Because she hates humanity

by Peelord69 January 5, 2024