Grand Fat

A jolly, overweight individual. Typically male. His boisterous physique and humorous personality fill everyone around him with joy.

John is such a grand fat, he’s always cracking jokes and eating goldfish crackers. Not to mention he weighs 342 pounds! What a card!

by VenatorDestroyer April 19, 2023

Fat kid

When a fat kid takes a massive dump and clogs the bathroom

Two weeks and the bathrooms are still clogged after that fat kid took that massive shit

by he fat March 17, 2021

Fat cunt

A British word

Fat kid: hi

Another not fat kid: fat cunt kys fat cunt
Fat kid : sadly jumps of a bridge

by The kid who writes stuff October 21, 2021

Fat Vagene

When you have a fat vagina

Chloe: my undies don’t fit

Rae: it’s because you have a fat vagene

by giraffexxx July 9, 2021

Fat Bag

A large bag containing randomly assorted items, usually off the dollar menu, from a fast food chain.

Does anybody wanna get drunk and grab a fat bag?

We crushed a huge fat bag last night from McDonalds.

by Ptesta454 August 27, 2016

fat swaffer

That one fat cop from your hometown who got too fat and the police chief made him be a bike cop to lose weight.

Jeez! Have you seen Jenny lately? She's a real Fat Swaffer now!

by tjpizza January 10, 2017

fat bitch

a girl that's too fucking fat

damn look at that fat bitch

by veryyyyyyysmalldick February 22, 2021