monkey cake

used to decribe someone who has sexual intercourse with monkeys. someone who picks a monkeys arse.

oh my god! i just love monkey cake. you should try it. hmmmm its good.

by ya mum's mum November 22, 2007

tard cake

retarded pie; refer to the definition of "lidge" :)

dood! ur such a lidgetastic tard cake!

by tardtastic December 25, 2007

Paddy Cake

When an Irish person inserts eggs flour sugar and cake mix into a girls vag then mixing only using ones penis. Then after wisking the male places his "special milk" in the girls vaginas be forming eating the girlout

I tried making paddy cakes with my gf last night

by Just-Pads July 4, 2016

take the cake

One who "takes the cake" is the drunkest person(s) within the group.

Who's going to take the cake tonight?

Bobby. Bobby likes to party. He's taking the cake for sure

by JaWu July 5, 2007

Cake Day

An alternative way to say "birthday". Popular on Reddit.

Hooray! Happy Cake Day to me!

by icedoverfire June 23, 2012

baking a cake

when you sweet talk a girl so bad you might as well bake her a cake

Bill: hey whats up with Andre he hasn't texted me back
Fred : yeah i heard he is trying to get pics from Sarah so he's baking a cake

by sexysexualsex November 29, 2011

baby cakes

A notorious gang operating out of Charleston, SC, "Baby Cakes" is an undercover opporation dedicated composed of two girls and one guy who meet in the dead of night to dispose of children.

Their gathering are referred to as "Baby Smack Parties" being so named for the groups practice of "baby smacking" which involves repeatedly smashing a baby against a hard object of some sort.

Sk8or Boi: "Do you wanna have another baby smack party tonight?"
Izze: "My place at 12?"
Olive the Magical Pizza: "Sounds like a plan! Baby cakes is in for another night of pure delight if you now what I mean"

*scnadalous/mysterious eyebrow wiggling ensues from all three*

by FantasticalityReincarnate September 13, 2014