Māori shower

A shower but instead of water you use lynx Africa and a lot of it!
The bro only had a Māori shower after rugby
by Monkeybollos May 20, 2023
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Shower shit

When you shit into a shower drain because you don't want to get out of the shower
Roommate: bro, It smells like someone took a crap in the shower

You: yeah, I took a shower shit
by Shmeebledorf November 24, 2019
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Frosted Shower

To jizz, bust a nut, cum, spooge, release the demon, or ejaculate on a woman, as if the said woman were taking a shower...
John: "Karen, would you like a frosted shower?"
Karen: "Why yes, I'd love one!"
by RyN C June 08, 2015
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golden lightning shower

Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.
After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!
by Irishbackrub June 01, 2018
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golden lightning shower

GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.
That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.
by Irishbackrub June 01, 2018
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Wonder Woman Shower

A shower you take super fast where you run into the bathroom, then you start spinning round and round in the middle of the bathroom floor, shedding your clothes in all directions as fast as you can. Then you jump into the shower where you start spinning round and round under the water getting clean as fast as possible. Then you jump out of the shower and dry off as fast as possible in the middle of the bathroom floor, and at the same time you are spinning round and round trying to get your feet dried on the floor mat by repeatedly wiping your feet onto the mat as you are spinning. Then you run into the bedroom and grab the new clean outfit you have picked out, and spin round and round getting it all onto your body as fast as possible.

The name is a direct allusion to a gimmick from the old 1970s "Wonder Woman" TV show starring Lynda Carter where the character of Diana Prince (the alias of Wonder Woman) would find a private place to spin around like a top, and then her regular clothes would get magically replaced by her Wonder Woman costume.

The term was coined in the early 2020s by a YouTube diet guru named Doctor Annette Bosworth, MD (aka Dr. Boz). She says she is very busy running four businesses, so she is often forced to take what she calls a "Wonder Woman shower" most days of the week, and then she explained what such a shower entails.
USE IN A SENTENCE: I had only 20 minutes to get to work, so I ran home and took a Wonder Woman shower, spinning around all over the place tearing my clothes off, spinning under the water, and then running around my room getting dressed in a whirlwind.
by Innocent Byproduct November 03, 2023
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shower power

The ability to endure harsh weather conditions after taking a long hot shower. Esp. cold.
Mike: Damn! Where's your jacket? It's like 20 below out here!

Jim: No problems bro, I've got shower power.

Mike: Oh, I was wondering why your hair was frozen!
by CupricCow February 03, 2012
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