Jacob Williams is a urban myth created in the early 2000's, England. The myth is about a white boy with an afro, it is said that if you ever took his hood off and saw his afro, he would take you to a pub where his uncle lives and keep you there prisoner until you pass out, this is when he would touch you. He is said to have his hood up even on the hottest days.
John 1 : "I took off some white guys hood with an afro"
John 2 : "I could never, I've heard that is a very dangerous creature called Jacob Williams, stay away from the Sir Robert Peel pub in town"
John 2 : "I could never, I've heard that is a very dangerous creature called Jacob Williams, stay away from the Sir Robert Peel pub in town"
by Jew No.2445794 April 6, 2024

by steven26goat January 9, 2019

A sweet handsome guy that loves everyone. Once you see him you can't look away. He has a massive dick and all the girls love him. If you see him you'll want to go kiss him.
by wVGIRGVBAB January 24, 2023

William is a little dwarf both in height and in the pants. He sits in his room all day playing video games while making his mother make him food. He’s the whitest person you’ll ever meet yet he still uses the n-word.
by TettiUsi November 22, 2021

Without a doubt, unarguably the best player to ever touch a basketball. NBA Superstar who over took MJ and LBJ for the crown
by AfricasFinest September 27, 2018
