thomas basham

ultimate stud, who has a freakishly large penis that will destroy whatever is in its path

Aiden: Bro have u seen thomas bashams cock??!!!???
Marcus: Yeah cunt that shit be bigger than my leg fr
Aiden: Giggity

by deanos the stud October 27, 2022

Thomas

That storytime guy on Vine

Person 1: Have you seen Thomas?
Person 2: Oh, that storytime guy on Vine? Yeah! I love him!

by anxious_shadowling March 5, 2020

Thomas Zhang

Cool dude. that's it. top notch sigma male right here.

"Hey it's Thomas Zhang. That's cool." *silence*

by SigmaMale102 December 15, 2021

uncle thomas the tank engine

he is an uncle to everyone

1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke

by DreamyBullXXX is gay November 14, 2022

Thomas

The boy who will break your heart worse than you couldve ever imagined

"Thomas and me went out for a year happily only for him to break my heart" -writer

by urpersonalgirlsgirl May 12, 2024

Thomas core

when an accident occurs that is both funny and improbable; a situation that would only happen to a Thomas

That guy just had a piano fall on his head! That’s so Thomas core

by RedMoonRising January 21, 2024

Thomas

First of all thomas the train. Seccond of all he got no bitches. Third of all why rasist? Fourth of all why he a wall? Fifth of all whats with the sixhead. Sixth of all what is with your style. Seventh of all so white. Eight of all why does he talk. Ninth of all why so dumb. Tenth of all why dont you become smarter.

Why are you still friends with that Thomas he is litteraly a train.

by OfficialJulianHater October 15, 2022