by _bluezz July 18, 2020

The virus stores/companies catch if they make a woke ahh decision. Like Bud Light put Dylan Mulvaney in their commercials and cans. And Target putting woke ahh shirts for children in their stores. wtf.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 30, 2023

Definition:
A decorative or protective cover placed over a light bulb, often used to diffuse or soften the brightness of a light. A modern or alternative term for “lampshade.”
A decorative or protective cover placed over a light bulb, often used to diffuse or soften the brightness of a light. A modern or alternative term for “lampshade.”
Example sentence:
“Hey, the light shamp in the hallway is crooked again.”
“She got matching light shamps for every lamp in the house.”
“Hey, the light shamp in the hallway is crooked again.”
“She got matching light shamps for every lamp in the house.”
by Dylanxyn753 June 11, 2025

When someone is waiting for a red light to change, and they keep inching forward a little at a time until the light changes and they can take off.
"Dude, quit creepin' the light. It will change soon enough!"
"I had to pee so bad that I was creepin' the light in order to get here faster."
"I had to pee so bad that I was creepin' the light in order to get here faster."
by acehole15 April 17, 2010

If you like songs that are over six minutes long (7:09 to be exact) but only have about 1-2 minutes of lyrics, this song was made for you.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022

by roofie bitches June 21, 2024

When you successfully manage to score the hottie with a golden ass, but you last under 30 seconds and that's how you get called
by anonymous February 22, 2023
