slide'ens

A foreign unit for measuring distance to a place that is unlikely to even exist in the farthest or wildest figment of one's imagination.

15 slide'ens thawtaway.

by Drayffen August 3, 2011

Solder Euphoria

The intense euphoric feeling one aquires when their soldering iron quickly burns through the solder and successfully solders something firmly and hastily.

Dude, I've got such a hardon over this solder euphoria! I am the first man to successfully solder together two cars!

by Enviousbasterd September 30, 2011

Solid Foes

A highly colloquial idiom for one's enemies with a high percentage of muscle mass, a mild psychotic disorder and a flick knife.

Can also be used to refer to recent fecal departures.

"Gosh Terrance, who were those gentleman that made off with your satchel?"

"Solid foes, bro."

"Man those beansprouts resulted in some solid foes!"

by Lililililililili January 6, 2012

Solid Mouth

Person who has a mouth that allows them to give good head.

Damn Flo you have a solid mouth.

by French Dilf May 11, 2012

Slide Rocket

When a handjob is being given, and the male ejaculates into the other person's eye.

That chick was giving her boyfriend a handjob, and instead received a slide rocket, hence the eyepatch.

by RogerL769 June 21, 2012

soldier mission

Going on a day trip for skiing/snowboarding where you leave home early in the morning and return home that night, instead of renting a hotel room for one, or having an extended stay of more than one day.

Person A: "Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
Person B: "We did a soldier mission to Wolf Creek, left Albuquerque at 4am, were on the slopes by 9am, then got back in town about 9pm. Im exhausted from all the driving, but the pow was worth the trip!"
Person A: "Nice man, but you better hope the boss-man doesn't find out!"

by el_barto December 6, 2012

Soldier Allergies

The slight moistening of a soldier/ex-soldier's eyes when they remember a fallen comrade. Can also apply to anyone who has lost someone close to them. They're not crying, they're just overcome with allergies is all...

Around June 27th, 2013, a young injured airman passed away in Florida after suffering injuries from an I.E.D. in Iraq. I'm sure his fellow airmen must get a few soldier allergies thinking about him now and then.

Sometimes I think about Papa and the stories he used to tell us. I'm getting a slight case of soldier allergies just typing this...

by FallenFalcon July 31, 2013