Horse Shit Sandwich

When someone has such horrible breathe that it is compared to horse droppings on two pieces of bread.

Joe - "Dude, Cindy has terrible breathe"

Rob - "I know, its smells like she ate a horse shit sandwich.

by Justin Syder September 2, 2014

Inverted Pillow Sandwich

A sex act that involves two partners and a stuffed animal. The top partner cuts two holes in the stuffed animal, and thrusts through it into the bottom partner, creating a threesome with the stuffed animal.
(The Inverse of a Pillow Sandwich)

ex:

Partner One: "I really, really love my giant stuffed teddy!"
Partner Two: "How much do you love it?"
Partner One: "Enough to do an Inverted Pillow Sandwich, if you're interested."

by Il Reverso June 21, 2016

Soggy Sandwich Day

Soggy Sandwich Day is on May 17th and is celebrated by spilling any beverage, on anybody's sandwich, whether it be your own or a friend's (it is required that you say "Soggy Sandwich Day!" before spilling the beverage on a friend's sandwich).

You: Hey dude, guess what?
Dude: What?
You: ... It's Soggy Sandwich Day (proceeds to spill beverage on sandwich)
Dude: AHHHHH

by The Sandwich God May 16, 2019

truck driver sandwich

Sandwich made from a single piece of bread folded over so the contents don't fall out and makes it easier to eat while you drive.

Mom made me a truck driver sandwich to eat on my way to the bus stop.

by Bearsfan314 February 17, 2017

Blown-ey Sandwich

The best high food you've ever had, aka a blown-ey sandwich

Last night we went to Jimmy John's and ordered the Italian Stallion. Needless to say, it was a blown-ey sandwich.

by pkwinsome September 26, 2010

Open-faced Sandwich

An open-faced sandwich is when you fart while wearing no pants, boxers, or underwear, so being bare, naked, or nude, and you can smell it from a far distance away, like from another room.

I made an open-faced sandwich, and my brother screamed when he smelled it in the other room.

by TannerChap July 9, 2010

Arcade Fire Sandwich

A BLT sandwich with an over medium fried egg. A perfect hangover cure for the day after a concert. Usually shortened to "Aracade Fire." The cart operated by the Greek couple on 47th and Lexington Ave in NYC make the best Arcade Fire.

I'm so hungover from that concert last night!

Dude, go grab an Arcade Fire Sandwich and quit your bitching.

by JayFayJayMuz August 27, 2010