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chickenhead syndrome

The need for stupid bitches to give head to useless stupid ghetto punks.
Yo! Dat bitch wid chickenhead syndrome gave f'ed up head to dem punks again.
by leothelump July 23, 2010
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kitchen syndrome

When a Female (wife or girlfriend) isnt fast enough doing something in the kitchen and ends up with a black eye and a bruised ego.
Did you see stacey today, she seems a little mopey and has a black eye! - yes, worst case of kitchen syndrome ive ever seen!
by Bitch Slapping Pete October 29, 2010
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Cub's Syndrome

To not win the World Series in 100 years.
See also: Epic Fail, and Pwned.
Guy 1: Doesn't seem like the Braves are going to win the World Series for a while.

Guy 2: Must be Cub's Syndrome.
by $lim $hady February 23, 2009
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douchebag syndrome

When men ask stupid questions and do not think about the question before spewing it out of their mouths ... This is called douchebag syndrome.
BF: "Are you Jealous of Her?"
GF: "Oh, shut up. Douchebag."

To cure douchebag syndrome, kick the man in the balls. Then, like the theory of Operant Conditioning, if a man gets kicked in the balls enough times when he says stupid comments, he should no longer say stupid comments for fear his balls will be kicked.
by mandypeaches August 25, 2012
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Sarcasm-Syndrome

A person who cannot help but be sarcastic. He lives to be sarcastic and all of his actions and words radiate sarcasm in some form or another. Even his or her walk is sarcastic.
Jordan Sarin is a sufferer of "Sarcasm-Syndrome"
by The_Keeper_Of_Secrets January 11, 2012
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Asperger's Syndrome

A state of mental existence often misdiagnosed as a disorder. Though this is probably to be expected, as people who do not benefit from Asperger's were the ones who decided to call it one. Asperger's is a form of high-functioning autism that has effects such as the ability to focus intently and a level of logical thinking that almost rivals computers. Asperger's people also have a lower tendency to care about social interactions and graces, which is likely why neurotypicals (normal folks, often abbreviated NT) consider them disabled.
Asperger's is no more a disorder than sleep is. If anything, the mind of an Asperger's individual is more organized than a normal person's.
by Sky Render April 3, 2005
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uninsured syndrome

The serious and sometimes fatal disease of being uninsured.
My sister could be alive today but for her Uninsured Syndrome.

Uninsured Syndrome usually strikes down those between jobs and a career.
by nancy beee September 13, 2009
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