I95 Syndrome 

The condition that exists when a driver, after exiting Interstate 95, can not slow down and maintain the posted speed limit. Symptoms include repeated deceleration-acceleration cycles, tickets for speeding on I95 feeder roads, white knuckles and lead foot. The condition manifests itself predominantly in drivers who do not have cruise control and during times of peak traffic volume.

Jerry got another reckless on 301. He's gotta check his I95 Syndrome, or he's gonna lose his license.

Sorry officer I'm trying to do 55, but I just can't control my lead foot. I've got I95 Syndrome something fierce!

As Dan traversed Hampton, he was the fastest car on the road. He was ecstatic about his record time on I64, but he had a sick feeling in his gut. He had a sense of impending doom. He could not control his I95 Syndrome.

I95 Syndrome by beer snob May 11, 2007

al roker syndrome 

After someone has their stomach stapled, every other part of the body loses weight, except the head. The person's head will not have changed with the rest of the body and still look fat. Much like Al Roker's head looks right now.

Anette had her stomach stapled last month; and now she has Al Roker Syndrome

al roker syndrome by loodpreh January 25, 2007

Sharpy Eye Syndrome  

1.) An eye disorder that causes the eye to feel uncomfortable when looking at sharp, pointy, ninety-degree angles. The sensation is the equivalent of nails scratching a chalk board but for ones eyes.

2.) The SES attack can last anywhere from a day to five days periodically through out a day in the left or right eye.

3.) Unknown to most of public and professionals due to the fact that one person has it. Name not mentioned to protect the privacy of that person.

"My eyes are killing me. Everywhere I look I see many sharp angles. The edges of all objects bother me. God, Sharpy Eye Syndrome is a pain in the eyes.

Sharpy Eye Syndrome by Atomicdollar December 9, 2008

Ugly Princess Syndrome 

A dillusionally fat or ugly chick that thinks she will find a rich man to take of her for the rest of her life.

Hey man, she has an extreme case of ugly princess syndrome.

Ugly Princess Syndrome by Les August 11, 2004

twerking syndrome 

Twerking Syndrome is when you have a consistent occurrence of twerk attacks.

Damali is suffers from Twerking Syndrome. She was twerking in gym, in her room, in the bathroom.

twerking syndrome by Twerklife September 20, 2013

Erratic Day-dreaming Syndrome

1) Also known as (EDD)--can be connected with ADD

2) When you have an imagination that is so active that it interferes with your regular life

3) To day-dream too much

4) having wild fantasies during sunny hours

Fred: Bob

Bob: silent**

Fred: BOB!

Bob: What the hell, man?--goes back to day-dreaming**

Stranger who passes by: I think he has Erratic Day-dreaming Syndrome, dude

Erratic Day-dreaming Syndrome by iMilky May 24, 2009

Centimeter Peter Syndrome

When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.

Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"

Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"

Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"

Centimeter Peter Syndrome by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010