the simple sluts

A bad joke off of the simple life, it is a joke that has never really had success

Paris Hilton is the star of the simple sluts, which makes men masturbate like deranged monkeys

by Awesomeish Man April 5, 2007

slut mark

Blemishes left on a prostitute's body (mostly arms & legs), usually received from her pimp or "mac daddy"

Rachael wears long sleeves to hide the slut marks Jose left on her.

by Lolly Gagger April 17, 2007

couch slut

something or someone who sits on a couch (or other seat) as they are groped, fondled, kissed or other physical stimulant without reciprocation, response or rejection for/of the toucher.

"You sat on the couch and let him touch your booty? You couch slut!"

by hollykiwi06 November 21, 2006

Slut Muffin

A slut muffin is a phrase created by Bobbie Lee Silver to describe people who act/look like sluts, yet aren't completely disrespected due to a cuteness or innocence. Most accusations tend to be targeted towards younger girls who dress in revealing outfits and/or flirt with older guys. This is also used as slang to indicate that the girl is acting in sluttish way, but can be used as sarcasm to show an outfit is cute yet skimpy. It could also be used to describe boys who have many girls clinging to him, but is mostly refered to as a slut monkey (the male equivilent to slut muffin).

"Tanya is such a little slut muffin! She's only 13 and David is 18! How dare she grind on him!"

"Aw, look at the little slut muffin in her mini skirt"

by Sakine June 24, 2009

Euro Slut

An attractive yet mentally flawed female who takes part regularily in extremely whorish activities (ie. blowbangs, DP, DVDA, dogging, creampie gangbangs and or fecal play) who's country of origin is any of the slavic, Euro-russian countries usually Poland and or Romania. This creature will exhibit characteristics such as: chain smoking, hair bleaching and the enjoyment of "techno dance music". Some of the more whorish individuals will show expertise in large vaginal insertions (ie. large water bottle or fist) or rough anal play.

"That fucking euro slut Sylvia has banged just about every guy in Joliet, IL."
"I met this euro slut Sylvia who ended up giving me a bad case of the Tokarz Herpes, she's a real mudshark for banging a sand nigger."

by dickgozinyas May 23, 2009

february slut

The act of dressing like you would in the summer time, in the month of february. It would not be considered slutty in the summer, but since the dress occured in the month of february, the person who did this act can be deemed a slut, or to be more specific and less demeaning, a february slut.

Wow, Katie...don't be such a february slut...what is it july?

by tripovrrocknroll December 14, 2008

Slut-dust

Slang, glitter girls put on their chest before going out to a bar, club, or dance. Very common at high school proms.

That chick is wearing way too much slut-dust.

by Brent Cartier January 15, 2008