Rock Blocker

Dating someone with an aversion to the institution of marriage or the idea of getting married.

He had once had beautiful dreams of his ceremony until he started dating the Rock Blocker.

by Reddeadroses May 21, 2019

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rock pound

Otherwise known as fist bump. When two people 'pound' the front of their fists against each other.

To fist bump with particular intensity.

"Yah dewd, we're totally on the same wave length! Rock Pound it!"

by Nachine April 4, 2017

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Rock Minutes

when someone is slow like a rock
AT LEAST 3 times the amount said

"alr brb 3 Rock Minutes"

*20 minutes later*
"back"

by Mancho L: January 16, 2023

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Cheese Rock

A type of fictional, made up music genre that some non rock and metal listeners like to call rock and metal.

Dude, that guy loves to listen to cheese rock.
Hey man, you know that’s made up right?

by Doogman April 14, 2020

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pop rocks

the creamy 'candy' dispensed from the penis !

john was working overtime trying to 'crack that crotch' and pop rocks
he popped his rocks !

by michael foolsley December 14, 2018

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another word for complete idiot or jackass. also a stoner who would rather sit at home alone home all day and do drugs than do something more meaningful with their life like go to school or hang out with some friends. or someone who has really bad teeth an looks like they have been crunching on rocks.

example 1:
dylan was being a total rock cruncher today. he wouldnt share any of his weed with me.

example 2:
miss macklin:dylan

b-square-dylan decided to be a rock cruncher today thats why he never showed up for school, miss macklin.

example 3:
i seen a rock cruncher in walmart the other day, his teeth looked like they were going to fall right out of his mouth while he was checking me out.

by bleh bleh bleh bleh September 28, 2008

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