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john straube

the kinda guy who laughs at his own jokes but its ok because theyre funny
hes laughing so hard at his own joke, such a john straube
by meeshmeeshk October 21, 2022
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lyndon john

he's a good, funny, and kind hearted man, he always tell jokes and always do first move so you two could talk.

L-lintik
Y-yniwan mo
N-nandito lng ako lagi
D-danielle toh whah
O-oh jusko miss na kita
N-nawa kausapin m na ulit ako
lyndon john is a funny person
lyndon is a pretty boy
by emma.raul November 24, 2021
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John Castiblanco

John Castiblanco is defined as a handsome gentleman that shows his love by putting other first, a strong and understanding human that is charismatic and intelligent, plus always a joy to be around & can always put a smile on someones face.
Did you just see how that was!?
Who?
That was THE John Castiblanco!
by Living in the moment November 22, 2021
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John Bigballs

A Bojack Horseman wannabee. Always mixes Vicodin with his Vodka. Hates the life, but loves fortnite.
John Bigballs cries himself to sleep.
by Fortnite Clownface March 3, 2020
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Jazzy Johns

Jazzy Johns are women who sleep with married men who are her Johns. You will find her out almost every night drunk and high at a bar twerking. She will have multiple children by multiple men. Jazzy Johns will often have an odor caused by the collection of semen from her many partners, stds, and a bacteria in her vagina. Her hair will be unnatural colored ie orange, blue, green. Employment options range from drink server, hotel room cleaners or any job that pays under the table. Jazzy Johns are loud, uneducated, wear too small ill fitting clothes that are poorly made but still she feels she is Jazzy. She will have several repossessions and evictions.
This Jazzy Johns approached me asking for the D at the bar after my wife went to use the bathroom.
by Mrs. Buford May 21, 2016
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Meghan John

an amazing person and is very loyal to her friends usually a blonde and on the shorter side.
"look it's Meghan John"
"she's amazing"
by Cardinal177 May 25, 2018
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Albert-John

Albert-John has a large pp
by OomAlbert November 24, 2021
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