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I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu

I thought school shootings were an INCEL thing 🤔 Hmmm.... I mean... That's not what I said. I said it was constantly being demonized and mocked.
Hym "The guy who is literally fucking the female version of me was talking shit so I'm going to outline the chronology of events. You motherfuckers stuck your finger in my face and twirled it around while saying 'I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu! I'm NoT tOuChInG yOuUuUu!' And then I popped you in the mouth by saying 'And I'm not threatening your kids motherfucker. I'm not going to come in here with a stolen shotgun. I'm not raising an army of hammer clowns' and what did you do? You stuck your finger right back in my face. And what would have happened if I had done something other than this? Huh? You would have said 'Well, clearly I played no role in that. I mean, yeah, he said he would do a thing if I didn't stop but I didn't think he would actually do it! It's not my fault I kept doing the thing I was told would get my kids killed!' I mean seriously. If I told you not to eat something because I KNEW IT WOULD KILL YOU and YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, WHOSE FAULT WOULD IT BE THAT YOU DIED? YOURS MOTHERFUCKER."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
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You want me to be wrong and I'm not

Your entire reaction. And you understand my point to which is why you're stealing the core elements for yourself.
Hym "You want me to be wrong and I'm not! Your girlfriend would be happier with a fat cock. You wouldn't be successful with women without a fat cock (or an entire social system geared towards chaining one to you for life). Women are just fucking all of the fat cocks and everyone else has to have a relationship woth the leftovers. They'll always cheat. They'll never actually love you. Women AREN'T BETTER THEN MEN. Your economic success is trivial (Which is why bitch ass Kevin Samuels is dead) and you're not better than me. You're being given more credit that you deserve and denying people credit who ACTUALLY DESERVE IT. People ought to mirder you kids for how you are as a person."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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gay i'm mom

"Gay I'm mom"
"I mean mom, I'm gay! God dammit I screw everything up!"
by no boii February 23, 2017
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I'm fine

I'm fine means to leave me the hell alone or that im just not fine
this word is a dangerous word in the female dictionary. When you ask your girl are you ok and she said I'm fine. Boy you know you messed up badly.
by Brittany_Beach August 17, 2022
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Hey dudeman I'm a dudeman

A meme / TikTok sound clip used to mock-exaggerate someone being overly chill, unbothered, or “laid-back” to the point of absurdity. It often implies someone is using vapid “dude-bro” energy or just being kind of ridiculous by leaning into a persona of nonchalance.
Friend: “You haven’t studied for the exam.”
You: “Hey dudeman I'm a dudeman.”
by The humanDih September 18, 2025
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I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.
"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."
by Father Derek March 12, 2022
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I'm gonna say!

The opposite of the saying "I was about to say!"; when one tells another something that is hard to believe yet is in fact true
Spack No.2: "Next time your class does a Kahoot or whatever make sure you give me the code!"

Spack No.5: "college doesnt do that too much tho"

Spack No.2: "You go to school right?"

Spack No.5: "College"

Spack No.2: "Fuck I'm gonna say!"

(It will remain a mystery to the wider public and Spack community as to what Spack No.2 said...)

This definition is deprived of a true story

- Piss
by Jack Spank9049 August 31, 2023
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