Dawson's mom

A sexually adventurous woman capable of taking 12 solid inches of man meat without even blinking. I'm packing 13 inches, so she couldn't handle it. Also known for making copious amounts of pourage and playing with Reggie's testicles like they were the last pair of testicles on earth.

Dawson's mom let me take a dump on her chest, then asked for seconds.

by Mcurtiss December 15, 2008

keltons mom

The hottest milf I've ever seen! Love to have sex with her!

Keltons mom sexy

by milflover November 5, 2013

White mom

Well, there can be many different white moms. Some are strict, some are not. A lot of white moms let their kids do whatever they want, some dont. White moms wear some off brand shoes from walmart. They usually have blonde hair. White moms love country music too.

Guy 1-bro why is she wearing Walmart shoes it’s 2019!!
Guy 2-It’s probably a white mom lol

by Atlanta456 March 25, 2019

your mom

A normal response when a person is unable to come up with an intelligent comeback. Usually used by those with little or no imagination.

Guy 1: I need to get my car checked out.
Guy 2: I checked your mom out.

by AnnoyoedWithMommaJokes October 25, 2004

your mom

The act of being one's mom. A justified answer to any question or comeback.

1. Why is your mom touching me there?
2. You know what?! YOUR MOM!
3. Just, your mom.

by Yerr mom December 28, 2005

your mom

Something a person would say when he has no way out of an insult. usually never making any sence

Something a person named Chris J. R. would say to everything. Usually followed by something like "thats a quarter!"

person 1: hi, isnt it nice out..

person 2: ur mom is nice out...

ex.2

person 1: thats a monster of a problem

person 2: Ur mom's a monster!

by meph April 21, 2005

your mom

a common comeback, similar to "your face"

"F**k you"
"Your mom!"

by Jamez the Worm October 29, 2006