Jimmy: "Tommy are you good bro?"
Tommy: "Yeah, all good..."
5 minutes later...
Tommy (crying): "She stole my girl bro!! she was lesbian!"
Jimmy: "I get it"
Tommy: "She! bro She! S. H. E."
Tommy: "Yeah, all good..."
5 minutes later...
Tommy (crying): "She stole my girl bro!! she was lesbian!"
Jimmy: "I get it"
Tommy: "She! bro She! S. H. E."
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Pansexual: can find anyone sexually attractive regardless of gender, but can have ‘types’, preferences, and of course doesn’t mean you want to fuck everyone lmao
Lesbian: while usually both applying to sexual/romantic desires for specifically non-men (ex: women, non-binary, genderqueer blahbalhablhah), when associated with pansexual will only apply to the non-sexual preferences a sapphic will have relationship-wise.
Pansexual: can find anyone sexually attractive regardless of gender, but can have ‘types’, preferences, and of course doesn’t mean you want to fuck everyone lmao
Lesbian: while usually both applying to sexual/romantic desires for specifically non-men (ex: women, non-binary, genderqueer blahbalhablhah), when associated with pansexual will only apply to the non-sexual preferences a sapphic will have relationship-wise.
A: “idk i thought i was lesbian but i still kind of like some guys sexually?”
B: “yeah, i thought i was pansexual and panromantic, but im losing interest in dating or getting with a dude romantically.”
C: “damn yall might be pansexual lesbians”
D: “thats not real lmfao”
C: “nuh uh”
B: “yeah, i thought i was pansexual and panromantic, but im losing interest in dating or getting with a dude romantically.”
C: “damn yall might be pansexual lesbians”
D: “thats not real lmfao”
C: “nuh uh”
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Nia was watching her favorite show, Doctor Who, when her friend Charlotte came barging in. “Hey Nia!” She exclaims. “Oh hi Charlotte, why are you here?” Nia asks “I am here to show you the DVD that just got delivered to my house that nobody says they bought.” Charlotte said. “Show me.” Nia says. Charlotte reveals a DVD of 3 hours of Lesbian Porn. “Oh.” Nia says, “Wanna watch it?” She asks. Charlotte replies, “Sure, why not.” She puts the DVD in the tv. After 30 minutes to an hour, both Nia and Charlotte have wet panties and suddenly Charlotte grabs Nia and pins her to the carpet. Charlotte unbuttons her blouse and Nia takes pff her clothes. Nia rips off Charlottes bra with her teeth revealing her 46DD boobs. Nia starts to lick them and bite them and kiss them while Charlotte fingers her wet pussy. Nia gets a dildo and shoves it into Charlottes pussy, massaging her clit in the process. Charlottes moans are so loud, it attracts attention from The next door neighbor Izzy, or Isabelle. Isabelle walks in to see Charlotte fisting Nia while licking her legs. “Can I join you?” Izzy asks “Of course” Nia says, half moaning, half talking. Izzy starts to eat out Nia, while Nia eats put Charlotte, and Charlotte rams the big 10” dildo into Izzy anally. Charlotte then gives Nia a turn with the dildo having Izzy put it in her jamming it here. Charlotte kisses Izzys neck during this, giving her hickeys.
Nia was watching her favorite show, Doctor Who, when her friend Charlotte came barging in. “Hey Nia!” She exclaims. “Oh hi Charlotte, why are you here?” Nia asks “I am here to show you the DVD that just got delivered to my house that nobody says they bought.” Charlotte said. “Show me.” Nia says. Charlotte reveals a DVD of 3 hours of Lesbian Porn. “Oh.” Nia says, “Wanna watch it?” She asks. Charlotte replies, “Sure, why not.” She puts the DVD in the tv. After 30 minutes to an hour, both Nia and Charlotte have wet panties and suddenly Charlotte grabs Nia and pins her to the carpet. Charlotte unbuttons her blouse and Nia takes pff her clothes. Nia rips off Charlottes bra with her teeth revealing her 46DD boobs. Nia starts to lick them and bite them and kiss them while Charlotte fingers her wet pussy. Nia gets a dildo and shoves it into Charlottes pussy, massaging her clit in the process. Charlottes moans are so loud, it attracts attention from The next door neighbor Izzy, or Isabelle. Isabelle walks in to see Charlotte fisting Nia while licking her legs. “Can I join you?” Izzy asks “Of course” Nia says, half moaning, half talking. Izzy starts to eat out Nia, while Nia eats put Charlotte, and Charlotte rams the big 10” dildo into Izzy anally. Charlotte then gives Nia a turn with the dildo having Izzy put it in her jamming it here. Charlotte kisses Izzys neck during this, giving her hickeys.
Thrice the heat with no meat.
Man 1: “I love lesbian threesomes dude”
Man 2: “yeah bro, its thrice the heat with no meat man
Man 1: “I love lesbian threesomes dude”
Man 2: “yeah bro, its thrice the heat with no meat man
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Get the Lesbian mug.At a trailer house in Tennessee, there were two girls, Amelia and Lucia. They were on the couch watching TV. Lucia was bored and said she want to have lesbian sex, so Amelia agreed and both of them went into the bed and do their disgusting acts like fingering each other, 69, and etc. they think the act was so good that they recorded their nasty act and published it on porn hub. And then in the narrow roads of Grenada, a corrupted young man named Jeremy, was watching the video with Amelia and Lucia on his phone and wasn’t paying attention, his phone was connected to the speaker system of his Honda fit, and the disgusting noises of the two girls saying “Suck me all night and make me cum”. Blasted through his speakers, He was so focused on his phone and jerking off his small black PP (or his clit) and with the porn video that he collided into many vehicles, and then still distracted on his phone, he flew off a cliff and plunged into a dirty lagoon.
You can also find this accident story on “the haunting of the Honda”
You can also find this accident story on “the haunting of the Honda”
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