Jefferson

A man who enjoys cat porn and beats to his family

AY HE'S A JEFFERSON!!

by BBCDADDY14 March 10, 2024

Jeffing It

(verb) to masturbate profusely in the company of others

I was trying to go to sleep but he just would not stop jeffing it.

by disgruntled0001 March 20, 2024

Jeff

A seance of divorced dads getting together and having a beer.

Hey, you wanna go meet up at the Jeff this weekend?

by Hdiwbdudnsjwjsh March 25, 2024

Jeffeism

When 4 or more people gather together and climax at the exact same time completely coincidentally

Dude, today, I was at the movies and everyone in row 4 just exploded in jeffeism.

I went to the dispensary to buy weed and all 3 people at the counter including myself endured a full ascension of jeffeism.

by Father McKinley April 1, 2024

Jeffing off

Ripping a hot guitar solo in someone’s newly melted face

God damn he was jeffing off so hard

by Tiddeez April 12, 2024

Jeffery's Law

When a good pull in The Omega Protocol (Ultimate) happens, it is impossible for a party consisting of the same players to not wipe to Looper and/or Pantokrator in phase 1 of The Omega Protocol (Ultimate) immediately after

person 1: Dude.... I can't believe we wiped to panto after that p6 pull.

person 2: That's Jeffery's Law for you man, it has to happen

by Noepng April 12, 2024

jeff

a word to call ur bestie. full form jefferson

u are my jeff

by anonymous April 13, 2024