jacob

he is short and a real asshole his dick is so small it goes in instead of out

girl:1 have you seen jacob he is so mean and his dick is small
girl:2 i know right his dick is smaller than a pussy it goes in.

by camern October 19, 2022

Jacob Day

a little b!tch that's rly fun to hang out with. He can be kinda shy sometimes but overall has a kinda heart. he has pretty eyes and the cutest smile. He can be an asshole sometimes and might not have the best reputation. He has a... unique sense of humor. He looks very masculine physically however, he is a soft baby boy on the inside.

Did you see that really hot guy over there?
yeah, that's Jacob Day

by sab is sad October 20, 2022

Jacob

A very annoying guy that will most likely have a lot of fake friends, Jacob is the kind of kid to interrupt your class just to tell the teacher something they never asked for. Doesn't know how to control his anger and will blow up like a bomb.

Teacher: "All right class now o-" Jacob: "Teacher is your screen saver a waterfall?"

by Pierce_77 October 21, 2022

jacob mouillesseaux

he is always a silly goose

jacob mouillesseaux the fat old mouillesseaux man

by somebody not the silly goose December 10, 2021

jacob

jacob is the word to describe someone when they are the best person ever. jacobs, are hansom, fit and theyve got a massive penis. they play basketball really well, they flirt with you and they make you fell like the luckiest person ever. if you know a jacob, then you are very lucky.

damn your such a jacob

by banneee December 14, 2021

Jacob

This guy who secretly has glasses and they make him look like he's 30 and a dork

but without them he looks like a 7 year old

Jacob could wear glasses but he doesn't want to look like a jacob

by imgonnasuewhoevertookurmom December 14, 2021

Jacob v

A Kid who is super weird but funny he's some what tall and smokes some times and has big munchies his love life Never really works out and he gets really horny and wants to fuck a girl really bad and all Jacobs chase there exes and it never works someone please help him and give him some pussy or dick if you know a Jacob help them pls they need it or you could just tell them to end it all Jacobs are nice but have a hard life.

Jacob v find me a bitch

by skatesex December 16, 2021