Jacob

An annoying boy who looks like a gay ugly fish who is really stupid and is single for life also he likes someone named

Person 1: Is that Jacob? He looks gay
Person 2: YEPPP

by AnnoyingCow1365 December 3, 2019

Jacob

A slur word for a white person.

Originated in the British Isles. "Jacob's Crackers" are a household name brand of crackers available in the UK.

That guy's a Jacob.

by Jeremy Cunt November 4, 2020

jacob simes

An amazing guy I have always loved him.

I wish he knew.
Maybe he does who knows.

Jacob Simes is my love.

by Unknown8734 December 19, 2016

JACOB

Backhanded,shady,skeeming, ignorant,Dumbass Thief

Damn you Jacob ass bitch gimme back my money.

by Shenanigans 19 August 14, 2019

Jacob

Jacob has gigantic cock that wants to burst out his pants but his bb belt stops the humongous cock from coming out.

Girl 1: omg Jacob’s cock is big 😫
Girl 2: omg Jacob gets all the bitches

by hubert marquess November 20, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is the prettiest guy around. He's tall and skinny but in a way it's attractive. He has brown hair and brown eyes. Jacob is kind and friendly, sort of intelligent but he doesnt really show it, he has a very good sense of humour and makes those around him laugh. Jacob is a very quiet and anti-social person though. However he is great in relationships, though he chooses to be in them quiet rarely. If you manage to get in a relationship with him, consider yourself lucky. Cherish him always and don't break up with him, you will miss him once hes gone.

Person A: Hey whose that cute guy over there?

Person B: Oh thats Jacob

Person A: He's so cute, i wonder if he has a girlfriend

by anonymous December 5, 2021

Jacob

That type of guy who would go to Calgary with his girlfriend rather than the boys. Also someone who doesn’t tell anyone he’s going….at least get engaged.

Don’t be a Jacob

by Thatnigboi November 23, 2021