Hot JoJo

The practice of deep frying a twinky and using it in a sexual manner. (Penetration, to penetrate, masturbation)

Damn, the other day I straight up Hot JoJo'd myself to sleep.

Yo, you wanna come over and give me a Hot JoJo?

by Hot JoJo January 15, 2015

Hot oatmeal

When a girl is giving you a hand job or blow in a hot tub and you blow your load on her chest.

I served up some hot oatmeal to that bimbo in the hot tub.

by Liquid-A November 2, 2013

Hot Trotter

That guy/girl on campus who thinks they're God's gift to mankind. When they're really just a douche/bitch that plays everyone.

Person 1) Hey, look! It's (insert name here). They're so hot!
Person 2) Pfft. I wouldn't waste my time. They're just a Hot Trotter.

by ThatOneChickYouMaybeKindaKnow November 30, 2013

Hot Gotham

A Hot Gothum is the act of spreading shit on ones face, in the shape of batmans mask. One cannot complete a Hot Gotham without screaming "IM BATMAN", during or after being Hot Gothamed.

"IM BATMAN", thanks for the Hot Gotham man.

by Eaglesfan.ctr February 24, 2015

Hot Mervin

To plant fecal matter into the food and or beverage of ones client.

Typical Mervins:
*Sandwich
*Burger (Patties)
*Salad
*Spaghetti (Meat Balls)
*Sausage or Beef Dog (Hot Dogs are too pink)
*Beer
*Hot Fudge Sundae (FUDGE)

My boss is a DICK so i gave him a Hot Mervin in his Burrito and blamed it on the hot new bimbo apprentice.

by Shrexyshrek March 31, 2015

hot jon

When you stick a curling iron up someone's ass and turn it on. It's often used as a threat.

"Shut up before I give you a hot jon."

by the MN Realest April 16, 2015

Combine Hot

(adj.) Visually appealing, but not drop dead gorgeous. You wouldn't be embarrassed to be seen out in public with someone who's Combine Hot, but you also wouldn't brag about 'em.

"We don't want super hot girls, because they don't work hard enough. Give us some good ol' Combine Hot to make it through service, brah."

by Carmike July 30, 2015