Hand Shark

The act of getting a handjob where the lady just yanks on your penis causing great pain because she does not know the correct way to do it

I was with this girl the other nite and she wouldnt give up the sex, instead she offered a hand job and ended up hand sharking me

by sharkinstien November 18, 2009

hand T.Ds

1)What you get from the guy working behind the counter at Arbys.
2)What happens to your hand after to much Hand to Gland Combat.

The guy behind the counter looks like he has hand T.Ds

by fallowthe9thleader April 28, 2006

Foldy Hands

One who while talking dramatically, has a tendency to fold his or her hands in a crescent like shape. But not the the tasty crescents that the adorable pilsbury dough boy makes. Having foldy hands is not only on unattractive but also a sign of being a Piney, which is also very unfortunate. If you spot foldy hands, run away screaming.

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^what foldy hands look like

by Skippy McSkippster April 15, 2009

Hand Labour

A hand job. Wank off. Toss off. A good tug.

"That bird just gave me hand labour."

by Mikey1-82 May 5, 2009

Fiery hands

When you masterbate so hard, the friction causes your hands to catch on fire.

Man, I had fiery hands last night!

by master bates alot May 11, 2014

rainbow hand

When you hold Skittles for too long and they dye your hand in an assortment of colors.

"Quick! Take some Skittles before the colors melt off and I get a rainbow hand!"

by PassMeTheSqueegee April 13, 2015

hand game

great at fingering and pleasuring a someone with their hands

Oh my god last night was amazing, he had such great hand game.

by 11minutesaway March 23, 2020