eat her wipe paper

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.
Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.
by lostaccident007 January 30, 2016
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Painting her face

In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.

The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.
"He's at the store, working 24/7 while she spends her time painting her face."
by Devil Jones March 04, 2008
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Introduced her to my toilet

An expression for when someone stays at your place over night after hooking up.
I met this this girl on tinder and introduced her to my toilet.
I introduced her to my toilet.
by colloquial June 20, 2023
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Hims & Hers Health

An American telehealth company that sells prescription and over-the-counter drugs online, as well as personal care products.
Hims & Hers Health offers online consultations to get prescriptions. The platform connects clients to doctors who prescribe the drugs based on an online intake form and photographs.
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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Tongue kiss her other tongue

Act of eating a women's asshole. The other tongue meaning her anus regardless of color. (Pink/brown)
Dude, last night was so crazy. We went to fourth base, I asked if she wanted to sit on my face. I started eating her pussy and ended up tongue kiss her other tongue 🍑😝.
by SwaggerThugger January 08, 2024
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Tie her balloon

To perform some unspecified sexual service using a slotted penis with torture spines at the base. A physical deformity primarily popularized by American actor Matt Damon.
by Zaerion February 25, 2023
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Lifts-her-tail

Lifts-her-tail is a Skyrim meme (and book) about a Argonian, which is an anthropomorphic lizard, whose name is Lifts-her-tail and-- I REFUSE TO ELABORATE FURTHER.
G-1: Hey, ¿remember Lifts-her-tail? ¿the Lusty ArgoniaM----
G-2: Out of my house.
by BeheadedLizard October 28, 2023
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