David is a Really handsome boy with curly hair and a big penis the size of marocco.
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .
by Florientje 123 January 25, 2018
David is a tall funny kid with brown eyes, he’s a cute brown down that looks like a edgar when he gets a haircut but he’s a amazing best friends i’m thankful i have a david in my life.
by Brace._.facequeen December 28, 2022
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by Definitely NOT David January 27, 2023
The David is a very strange creature, nonetheless he will be the kindest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life… yup that’s right it’s just basic science. So you wanna have a The David in your collection fo sure, just capture one when you see him and don’t ever let go.
Also he has a very big dick, yes but that goes without saying I mean he’s name is The David.
Also he has a very big dick, yes but that goes without saying I mean he’s name is The David.
Girl 1: Dayum gurl was that a David?
Girl 2: pff nah gurl I wish they’re so strange to find
Joe mama: Man I wish I had a David in my life
Girl 2: pff nah gurl I wish they’re so strange to find
Joe mama: Man I wish I had a David in my life
by DefNotADavid November 23, 2021
David is very strong. It violated so many physics laws that it was the main evidence for a simulated universe (until Mr. Graneto proved the theory wrong). He once arm-wrestled Zeus with his pinky and only lost because he felt bad for Zeus.
by eBucks June 01, 2024
David, he’s sweet chatting and everything I or we all could want. He’s all of our wishes in human form.
by iscream. December 27, 2022