dad

he said he was just getting milk but never came back

dad - i’m getting to get milk it will talk 5 minutes

by DumbBlonde October 15, 2019

dad

a drunk fuck that never comes home

my dad is a drunk fuck.

by v.sn, July 13, 2020

dad watch

A watch that dads mainly wear in which the part that goes around your wrist is made of metal. Basically, a full metal watch.

1: Which Gucci watch did you get your dad for his birthday?
2: I got the silver on silver, why?
1: Aw you got him the dad watch...

by AssBurgers789 October 10, 2017

Dad Who Left You

A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day

Dad Who Left You is fun to play with "Fun to play with"

by dfjawevvwjrs December 1, 2021

your dad

your dad used as a insult

"your forehead is big"
"your dad"

by Wasteman)££ January 30, 2022

Dad

something chris doesnt have

chris aint got no dad.

by not chris's dad January 19, 2022

Deadbeat Dad

Clinton Hale

Clinton hale refuses to contribute to his child and refuses to see his child because he is a deadbeat dad and only lives for himself.

by Cwh June 9, 2022