cock smock

Another word for a condom or similar penile protection devices.

B.Turek-"Hey I gotta pretty hot date tonight with that girl from the hospital."

J.Causey-"Shit man that sounds like a industrial-jungle-pussy-punk of a good time, but you got protection?"

B.Turek-"No worries man, I got my cock smock."

by Dan Bejarano August 8, 2006

Cock mesh

When someone points out and/or finishes a joke someone else has subtly made

Lee: Cherie blair looks like she's been on a roller coaster
John: That's why her face is like that!
Lee: Cock mesh!

by MeerkatMandy August 8, 2011

Cock Sucker

Someone who is an asshole

Mark Creps is a cock sucker

by Ty Town November 27, 2011

Thunder Cock

Level of greatness achieved once one lays with more then 10,000 women. A level Chuck Norris is greatly renowned for.

-Lays with 10,000 women- {achieves Thunder Cock status)

by sllverwolf February 17, 2007

cock puppet

Something you stick your dick inside to make move around. A nymphomaniac. Someone who is very energetic during the act of sexual intercourse. Usually referring to a younger individual

"Dude, she's a total cock puppet."
"Man, I'm sick of my wife, I need a cock puppet"

by Wildstar July 23, 2003

chug cock

chugging cock is slang for sucking dick, or more properly, giving a blow job

that dude is fly. just looking at him makes me want to chug cock and swallow.

by blissfork January 28, 2006

Sucks cock

1. When someone sucks on a guy's penis.
2. Something that is bad or horrible.

See also sucks dick.

1. Mercedes sucked Micheal's cock last night.
2. This band sucks cock.

by Ali March 17, 2004