Corona boner

When you have been in isolation for so long beating your meat, you are physically unable to maintain an erection but you continue to rub one out despite never achieving full erectness otherwise known as the corona boner

dude I have been in isolation so long it has Given me a bad case of corona boner

by Fherrightinthep March 17, 2020

boner weird

An awkward boner occurring when in a close situation with a close friend, such as a hug or spooning. It is not caused by intimacy and can also coincide with the random boner which has happened at an awkward time.

It is polite to inform the friend that this situation is boner weird, so he/she is not disgusted with your random erection.

guy one: I have to warn you, this hug is boner weird.

guy two: It's ok, we all get boner weird every once in a while.

Guy one: See that guy over there, why has he got an erection in the swimming pool?
Guy two: Oh that's just Harry, he's always getting boner weird.

by thefourthskin August 9, 2012

Boner Brew

Boner brew is your finished product after your brew (masturbating). Think of when you brew beer or tea to get your finished product. Same if you're making your boner brew, you get cum! Hooray!

I was in my room making some boner brew to Brazzers when all of a sudden Godzilla rips the roof off of my room and snatches my phone away and tells me to settle down, I've made like 5 brews today.

by yungtraplord866 January 19, 2015

Reverse Boner

The phenomenon that occurs when a penis becomes so unaroused that it contracts into an erect, albeit very tiny, state; usually due to the consumption of too much adderall, or a very intense workout.

Bro, you must be cracked out on adderall. I can totally see your reverse boner through your gym shorts.

by Esteban Dos Ocho January 13, 2011

Boner Shock

When you have such severe pussylessnees in your life you go in to Boner Schock

I miss the pussy so bad I went into Boner shock

by Babe_000 April 11, 2016

boob boner

An erect nipple, hard nipple, firm nipple, stimulated nipple, or just simply a case of hard nipple tightis.

Anytime its about to rain, Sally gets boob boners.

While porking that bitch last night, she got the biggest boob boners I've ever seen, I couldnt help but suck them.

by Ze Ruzsian Wo-Man December 9, 2008

Lady Boner

The female equivalent to a male erection. Classier, perhaps.

Woah, I almost got a lady boner Pat was impressing me so much.

by madelinejak November 30, 2010