Boner brew is your finished product after your brew (masturbating). Think of when you brew beer or tea to get your finished product. Same if you're making your boner brew, you get cum! Hooray!
I was in my room making some boner brew to Brazzers when all of a sudden Godzilla rips the roof off of my room and snatches my phone away and tells me to settle down, I've made like 5 brews today.
by yungtraplord866 January 19, 2015
Get the Boner Brewmug. When you have been in isolation for so long beating your meat, you are physically unable to maintain an erection but you continue to rub one out despite never achieving full erectness otherwise known as the corona boner
by Fherrightinthep March 17, 2020
Get the Corona bonermug. When one achieves an erection which manifests such intensity that it ostensibly appears to rip through the outer skin of the hard penis.
1. After drunkenly making out with a transvestite hooker, little Johnny had a ripskin boner.
2. Warning label for erectile dysfunction pills: If erection is achieved and lasts for more than 4 hours, you may have a ripskin boner requiring immediate medical attention.
2. Warning label for erectile dysfunction pills: If erection is achieved and lasts for more than 4 hours, you may have a ripskin boner requiring immediate medical attention.
by Brosh Ripskin Stern July 17, 2009
Get the Ripskin Bonermug. The phenomenon that occurs when a penis becomes so unaroused that it contracts into an erect, albeit very tiny, state; usually due to the consumption of too much adderall, or a very intense workout.
Bro, you must be cracked out on adderall. I can totally see your reverse boner through your gym shorts.
by Esteban Dos Ocho January 13, 2011
Get the Reverse Bonermug. by Babe_000 April 11, 2016
Get the Boner Shockmug. An erect nipple, hard nipple, firm nipple, stimulated nipple, or just simply a case of hard nipple tightis.
Anytime its about to rain, Sally gets boob boners.
While porking that bitch last night, she got the biggest boob boners I've ever seen, I couldnt help but suck them.
While porking that bitch last night, she got the biggest boob boners I've ever seen, I couldnt help but suck them.
by Ze Ruzsian Wo-Man December 9, 2008
Get the boob bonermug. by madelinejak November 30, 2010
Get the Lady Bonermug.