by DJ ill August 08, 2011
by Thinmint February 13, 2012
An awkward boner occurring when in a close situation with a close friend, such as a hug or spooning. It is not caused by intimacy and can also coincide with the random boner which has happened at an awkward time.
It is polite to inform the friend that this situation is boner weird, so he/she is not disgusted with your random erection.
It is polite to inform the friend that this situation is boner weird, so he/she is not disgusted with your random erection.
guy one: I have to warn you, this hug is boner weird.
guy two: It's ok, we all get boner weird every once in a while.
Guy one: See that guy over there, why has he got an erection in the swimming pool?
Guy two: Oh that's just Harry, he's always getting boner weird.
guy two: It's ok, we all get boner weird every once in a while.
Guy one: See that guy over there, why has he got an erection in the swimming pool?
Guy two: Oh that's just Harry, he's always getting boner weird.
by thefourthskin March 24, 2012
by Babe_000 January 01, 2016
The phenomenon that occurs when a penis becomes so unaroused that it contracts into an erect, albeit very tiny, state; usually due to the consumption of too much adderall, or a very intense workout.
Bro, you must be cracked out on adderall. I can totally see your reverse boner through your gym shorts.
by Esteban Dos Ocho January 12, 2011
An erect nipple, hard nipple, firm nipple, stimulated nipple, or just simply a case of hard nipple tightis.
Anytime its about to rain, Sally gets boob boners.
While porking that bitch last night, she got the biggest boob boners I've ever seen, I couldnt help but suck them.
While porking that bitch last night, she got the biggest boob boners I've ever seen, I couldnt help but suck them.
by Ze Ruzsian Wo-Man April 14, 2007
by madelinejak November 28, 2010