A warm tortilla, slightly mushy, filled with meat, cheese, and shit. It is placed in a bag and masked with "taco odors" to confuse any possible consumer of such disgusting smegma and turtle shit in a bag. Often sold at schools, because no one else in their right mind would actually buy this shit. Possible uses: fertilizer, laxitive, or a blunt weapon.
I took a bite of this taco in a bag, it tastes like shit. Want it?
Okay...it smells alright...OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!! THIS IS DISGUSTING! Aww, sick, flowers are growing in my mouth.
Okay...it smells alright...OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!! THIS IS DISGUSTING! Aww, sick, flowers are growing in my mouth.
by Kevin Costner January 19, 2004
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Get the douche bag. mug.A bag that holds milk; primarily used in Canada. A lot of people enjoy drinking it straight from the bag.
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You’re always in your bag when they run out of pizza.
You’re always in your bag when they run out of pizza.
by Sugary Peach January 3, 2018
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by Aunteater January 8, 2004
Get the cunt bag mug.1. When an unsuspecting victim passes out and his "friend" dips his naked balls on the victim's forehead and/or mouth.
2. When a right-wing News Network creates an unsuccessful astroturf "movement" in which less than .01% of the population participates/cares.
3. When you and your friends receive a new tax CUT but go out in public and complain about a Tax INCREASE and wonder why nobody is listening and everybody is laughing.
2. When a right-wing News Network creates an unsuccessful astroturf "movement" in which less than .01% of the population participates/cares.
3. When you and your friends receive a new tax CUT but go out in public and complain about a Tax INCREASE and wonder why nobody is listening and everybody is laughing.
Hey Cletus, did you hear that communist Obama is CUTTING our taxes?! How DARE he put his hands in my wallet and try to TAKE my money. I think we better listen to Fox&Friends and go to that tax day Dick Army Tea Bagging!
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