butt weasel

A buttmunch, dingus, poopy face or otherwise not very nice/irritating person or thing.

1. Gah! Why does my internet have to be such a butt weasel!

2. Dude, stop being a butt weasel and answer your phone!

by The Homiec C June 27, 2008

Butt Friend

A friend who is exclusively for butt sex

Lisa is my Butt friend.

by condamns February 13, 2013

shaky butt

a name for a male or female exotic dancer, or entertainer

Man, Jay, had some blazin' shaky butts at his bachelor party.

by Nicole Bruce June 20, 2003

Butt Rape

The act of unpleasantly and forcefully violating someone through the butt hole in a sexual and homosexual way.

Brown Dude:Tanner wants to seriously Butt Rape Toodly
Green Boy: WoW

by ToodManDude March 6, 2009

Butt Mustard

The pasty by product of a long days work, and a bad wipe job after a long night of drinking beer and eating too many hotdogs.

Hey, look at the back of your pants, looks like you have a bit of Butt Mustard there.

by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 13, 2004

butt rust

It's when you don't wipe your bum good enough after taking a poop. Your bum can get poo crusties and make your asshole itch.

I've got a bad case of butt rust this morning after all that drinking and pooping I did last night. Poop.

by MrRoche May 19, 2005

Butt snart

a slender, one legged morphoid, able to latch itself to innocent toilet users whilst they empty their bowels! this creature has been known to take permanent residence in the carrier's sphinctal passage and can cause tremendous pain, leading to anal retention!!

Small alien like morph, one legged, able to change shape, diet and colour to suit its surroundings!

by TITS4BRAINS January 23, 2004