rise like biscuits

Pretty much the same thing as a regular rise. A cue to a group that it's time to get the fuck up and move the hell on to a new location.

This club is so whack...It's time to rise like biscuits.

by NINerd January 16, 2009

Swear like a sailor

Someone whom very oftenly unnecessarily and excessively swears without even realising it and without the intention to be rude

“Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck did he think would happen?”
“Don’t swear like a sailor son, how many times do I have to tell you that? “

by F4kMyLyfe June 10, 2018

drive like suck

when a car is said to "drive like suck," it means that there is some sort of mechanical issue with the vehicle preventing the overall comfort of the ride.

"Yo dog, this car drive like suck!" Well sir, what exactly is wrong with it? "It drive like suck!" Well sir, I can't exactly tell the mechanic at the shop that it simply drive like suck. "Well, I don't like it...it drive like suck!"

by Miker94 October 25, 2009

I Like That Mocha

An expression to be used when an attractive person with mocha-colored skin walks by.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy who just walked by?
Girl 2: Mhmmm, I like that mocha!

by Valentine B. November 25, 2010

facebook like-puppet

a person who "likes" every comment on everything that they post, even if they don't. also known to "like" some posts because of who posted it, even if its facebook garbage. to feed his habit, a like-puppet will even go to someone else's wall and "like" their posts and comments with reckless abandon, because the need to let everybody know that they approve is constant and overwhelming. he'll say that he's got it under control, and to prove it, he'll facebook for a day or so with almost no "likes". until the guilt of denying others the affirmation that they deserve finally overwhelms him, resulting in a "like" binge. this is not pretty, and you should never try to reason with him while he's in the throes of it. he's not there. he has become a facebook like-puppet. there is currently no known cure . we can only hope that enough posts/comments will be available for him, and try not to judge. IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.

"i posted that my sister has cancer, and it got 50+ "likes"! WTF??"
"dont let it stress you, they're probably facebook like-puppets."

"you're showing facebook like-puppet {tendencies, slow your roll!"

"that facebook like-puppet creeps me out, he's too "likey".

by who's your mama July 4, 2014

tastes like crap

Tastes disgusting.

This taco tastes like crap!

by Karissaparker May 31, 2016

Like My Uncle

When you turn something awkwardly stated into something that sounds like you got touched by your uncle.

bambam- it was weird when me and my black boyfriend touched butts when we had sex.
brendan- o just like my uncle at our family christmas party when we were alone.
bambam-really?
brendan- No sick fuck.

by Angry McButtturd August 29, 2010