Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse

You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole

by Coidesal November 1, 2018

Asshole Sneeze

When someone fingers your asshole with pepper and you and your body retaliate by ejecting a liquid sneeze from said anus

“Yo stop fingering I got an asshole sneeze coming”

by Drobinson17 March 26, 2022

Cock In Mikkels Asshole

When Mikkel bends over to pick up the soap he gets a cock in the asshole. YUMMY

OH NO LOOK! THERE IS A COCK IN MIKKELS ASSHOLE!

by Oscar's Domain October 31, 2023

fucking mug you asshole I will put you to sleep permanently if you don't get the mug you bitch get the

Get the mug

Man 1: "woah u should get the fucking mug you asshole I will put you to sleep permanently if you don't get the mug you bitch get the mug"

by UrbanDictionaryLikesMugs February 8, 2025

Asshole

Crystal

She was acting like a asshole (Crystal) all damn day

by Diaas August 4, 2022

asshole

My ex crush

Hey i had a crush on an asshole

by brokenheartgirl_123 July 24, 2021

licky asshole

A small gremlin like creature with clawed hands and a distinct insensitivity.

That licky asshole should not be allowed near children.

by Bournemouthtown January 4, 2024