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The fuck you looking up the definition of an apple you fucking dumbass.
"Jimmy bought 72385 apples for some god forsaken reason"

"Jimmy decided that he would use the apples to keep the doctor away, little did he know that his doctor was also his dad."
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APPLE

1.
the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin green or red skin and crisp flesh.

2.
the tree bearing apples, with hard pale timber that is used in carpentry and to smoke food
"It's better than an apple a day," the doctor said cheerfully.

Jackson picked up an apple from the bowl of fruit, tossed it in the air, caught it, then bit into it.
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Apple

A tech company. It’s expensive as fuck. You get the same performance for less with a pc
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Apple Charger

The most expensive and useless piece of shit this world can offer
Dude, buy an apple charger that is sold separately from the phone!
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apple juice

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THATS MY SHIRT
shhhh its just a chocolate
dont worry yall i wont tell
MAHHHHHHH
apple juice ma girl right dare. trippin? i think not
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Apple

The best company ever, if you’re super slow dumb as android has something good, we’ll have it in less than 2 years but 50x better
Guy 1:I just got the new android

Guy 2:the new apple iPhone Just came out today

Guy 1:shit
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An apple is an edible fruit produced by an apple tree. Apple trees are cultivated worldwide and are the most widely grown species in the genus Malus. The tree originated in Central Asia, where its wild ancestor, Malus sieversii, is still found today.
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