by Friendlyboy6767 October 13, 2025

by Bossredbeard03 February 13, 2023

by x.Lucaz on insta January 13, 2021

Contrary to popular belief, mustaches lay and hatch from eggs. They sit on top of their eggs until the baby mustaches hatch. That's why you can't see a mustache egg. Then there's a mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. This is different than a mustache egg and is not to be confused with one, despite the name of it. This is called an Egg McMustache. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"In regards to mustache eggs, these people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

Grab your dab pen take four 4second hits but spaces them out by 2 seconds & hold all of them for eight seconds
by grimorium June 17, 2024

"Dude, did you see that amazing Chromanin easter egg in The Witcher 3?"
"Absolutely, everybody knows it. I love how games are one big happy family!"
"Absolutely, everybody knows it. I love how games are one big happy family!"
by ParaXXV January 19, 2021
