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Track Sacking

Wearing your track pants without underwear and resting your hand on your nut sack.
Girlfriend: Whats up Babe?
Me: Just track sacking it in the lounge watching T.V
by Maggiecramp September 26, 2012
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packy sack

The handkerchief tied around a stick when running away. Or when you’re deaf and can’t see a baseball glove on a baseball bat
“Oh, there she goes again with her packy sack
by jforjudas March 12, 2023
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slapping the sack

When someone with a tiny penis "try's" to masturbate. Their peter is so tiny that they end up just slapping their sack
Jessica: I caught Perry beating off in the bathroom yesterday.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.
by Jameshasahugecock May 13, 2018
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Sack of Wank

A social networking site to rival facebook....aimed at women (or men, we don't want no homophobes here) who are seeking a man with either a) a face like a bag of elbows or b) enough false charm to get you into bed and then not bother with you ever again (we are expecting record joinings) better than facebook and without the stupid status updates!!! For women who think charm is a brick wrapped in a brick (tm Roo)
Krystal "I joined Sack of Wank looking for an ugly mutt to take to hockey and they have Jesse Boulerice!!!!"

Luanne "get stamped on!!!"

or.....

Chantelle-Chanelle "Why do men always treat me like an idiot?"

Courtney "because you are an idiot Chantelle-Chanelle (and I think your mother hated you) but why not join Sack of Wank, they have loads of grade A wanksacking arseholes on there and this week they have a special offer, free Sack of Wank with every account opened" deep voice says.....terms and conditions apply
by Bertuzzi's Bitch and the Roo September 21, 2009
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Curb sack

Becky: Did you hear that John is so poor, that he has to be a curb sack now?
Valerie: Are you fo'real?
Becky: Yea, I am.
Valerie: Ohmigod. I'm totally telling everyone.
by themandarin September 6, 2013
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Jack Sack

A turbo pair of twisted testicles torsioned tastefully that smell like fromunda
Bro, nah, how in the frick, you gonna be smelling all foul. Did you forget to clean your jack sack?
by jacksacker August 8, 2022
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dangle sack

A sack or pouch to protect or hide your danglers
Brenda, that’s not a mask that’s my dangle sack!!!

If I knew she was such a gutter slut I would have brought my dangle sack
by Sir Dangle protector September 14, 2021
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