dad

the one who always says the will get milk from the store but never came back to prevent that order milk instead

my dad has been gone for 3 years please help!

by why does this happen to me February 4, 2022

DADS

Day
After
Drinking
Shits

I woke up this morning with a major case of the DADS

by BuckNet77 May 30, 2021

your dad

unexistent

your dad went to get the #milk and never came back #💀💀☠

by your moms exhusband May 10, 2025

Simon's Dad

The best dad you'll ever meet, known to many as "just better" and is respected by many.

Your dad is such a Simon's Dad

by 9pixel April 25, 2022

im your dad kid

the thing ninja says to courage when he is better than him

im your dad kid
Ninja: I'm your litteral dad khed
courage: Get your hair colered again!!

by Gullellellelle November 19, 2019

fuck me dad

When you forget the 'dy' when sexting.

man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore

by arkenbarben September 23, 2020

Dad

A father figure that many of you may not have and that's okay.

I wish I had a Dad
Me Too!

by ramarin March 15, 2023