Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire
by MartianSupremacist November 14, 2024
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Autistic Fucking Retard

An individual who plays the autistic card while they themselves, are not autistic at all, but use it to their advantage to attempt to divert things such as prosecutions by the court. These individuals also parade under the disguise of

"independent media" to harass those who don't agree with their antics.
DonTard just cannot abide by his probation order conditions and then goes onto his News Now Canada Independent Media account and breaches them even more, his grandma, Alma Jean Robinson would be so disappointed that her grandson became such an autistic fucking retard.
by Dontard Hater October 24, 2023
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Fuck Me Sweater

- A sweater that screams "don’t you want to see what's underneath this?"
- A sweater that makes a persons body such an enigma that you want nothing more for them to take it off.
- A sweater that gives off a cute, nerdy, but still incredibly sexy vibe.
- Just because it's cold out doesn't meant you cant dress like a hoe.
Person 1: I'm from Florida. I don’t know how to dress cute when it's cold outside.
Person 2: Bitch, you need a fuck me sweater.
by itsgivingcvnt November 17, 2022
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Pickle Fuck

That moment when you insert a cucumber into a female's vagina and it comes out as a pickle.
Ben only pickle fucks his wife on the third Saturday of each month.
by wafflefuck March 20, 2015
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a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females
you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
by sesa me July 28, 2024
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this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work
person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw
by bastard orphan son of a whore September 07, 2023
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Sike you weird fuck

This isn’t the link to the cp video you weird ass bitch 🤡
Sike you weird fuck.
by itellyoumeaningsandfactslmao January 16, 2021
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