Being 40 is awesome. I will fuck anything from 20 to 60. I’ve never had a 20 year Fuck Radius before.
by jbarryd August 06, 2021
by Frank Tesla February 20, 2025
A term used when you finally are able to confront the sentient gopro that's been crawling into the corpse of King Minos like an ant, only to get your shit rocked so hard the Council tells you you're not worthy of the Father's light.
V1: lmao get railcoined nerd
Gabriel: What...? How can this be? Bested by this... this THING. You insignificant FUCK!!! THIS IS NOT OVER!!!
Gabriel: What...? How can this be? Bested by this... this THING. You insignificant FUCK!!! THIS IS NOT OVER!!!
by Shmorby Doobeebop April 12, 2024
by Frozen Bob April 21, 2017
Me: Doctor, that fuck mark on my neck really hurts! Please get rid of it!
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
by ManiacBrainiac7500 January 12, 2023
After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.
by RockAndCock Rock 1st! December 12, 2019
An often abridged version of a shit test that a woman uses to determine whether a mate is worthy of a test fuck.
fuck test example 1. Alpha male: All I had to do to get laid was show up, dress reasonably well, demonstrate a little confidence, and take her to a half-way decent restaurant for which she paid. We fucked post haste all night long.
fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
by Dimebag Donny December 06, 2024