your mom is like a taxi 

Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.

Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
Ted: no y
Me: cuz i ride her all day lololol
Ted: lol fuk u

your mom is like a taxi by Tool Warehouse June 29, 2008

your balls are flapping 

1. A fruitless course of action.
2. The inevitable conclusion to a religous or political debate inside the smittyverse.

see: talkin out the side'o yah neck
Source: ph3arbear

"...So he was all like d00d mormons totally kickass, you are such a fuckin nazi, and i was like d00d, stfu your balls are flapping.."

your balls are flapping by OPi3 March 3, 2004

Your family is eating 

Well off, Living large

Chewy316 - Your family is eating if they are thinking of sending you to a Raider game in Oakland.

Your family is eating by BanksRaider January 2, 2008

Your Couch 

Nigga fuck it.

Jill: Hey Susan! What's up?

Susan: Nigga fuck your couch.

Your Couch by Mister Fahrenheit February 2, 2009

Your Mom 

The most overly used word. EVER.

Jim- Hey! where is that plate?
Jerry- Your Mom!

Your Mom by your moms a plate! April 2, 2010

Your House is House Shaped 

You're doing something correctly.

The name stems from the act of drawing something and the accuracy of it's shape.

House = the act of doing something
Shape = how well you're doing it.

The farther away the house is from being house-shaped, the worse the person is at whatever they're trying to do.

Guy #1: I drew this house, but I think it looks more like a banana.
Guy #2: Naw man, your house is house shaped!

Your House is House Shaped by RykaLily August 17, 2011

your not about it 

When someone wants to have intercourse with you but won't admit it

Wanna come over to my house after the party? Your not about it glen

your not about it by Love Expert 69 September 7, 2017